Monday

 

Phil the Pharmacist

With charm assists with pills

And payments at the tills.

 

Tuesday

 

Doctor Foster went

To Costa (got her boss to

Cover the roster).

Wednesday

 

Gill drills and fills as

Beneath her eyes their wide mouths

Lie anaesthetized.

Thursday

 

Legal eagles soar.

Legal beagles pore. Seagulls?

They’re above the law.

 

Friday

 

Planks, pipes, bricks and slates

Screws, nails, windows, doors and gates.

"Oi!  Cuppa tea mate?"

 

Saturday

 

Bless the accountant,

That poor soul who earns, doing

People’s tax returns.

 

Sunday

 

Short cuts, close shaves, clips

Round the ear, but do not fear,

It’s haircuts at Dave’s.