TEA AND BISCUITS

 

Ex-pats’ restless dreams

Of Jammie Dodgers, Custard Creams,

And dunking Hobnobs.

 

That first cup of tea

That eases me, away and

Off into the day.

 

Reverend Evans’

Heavenly elevenses

Of tea and Welsh cakes.

 

“If you snooze, you lose”

Chomped his date, as she snatched the

Biscuits off his plate.


Tell me my fortune,

Rosie Lee. I do enjoy

Tasseography.

 

Earl Grey surveyed the

Tea below. “Pick it” he cried,

“Then add bergamot”.

 

His blood pressure is

Elevated: he’ll have his

Decaffeinated.