TELLY WEEK

 

Eastenders Ian

Still somehow survives all those

Plots and all those wives.

 

Dream catchers catch beams

With streams of wishes (they're, um,

Satellite dishes).

TV cooks with looks

And books improve the food - but

Gordon can be rude!

 

Repair Shop heirlooms

Tattered and torn, restored to

Children and re-born.

 

Gail, we're sorry that

You left Corrie. Fifty years

Of tears, fears and ... cheers!!

 

Rounds 1 and 2 of

University Challenge:

Feed self, and wash clothes.

 

Antiques Roadshow. Gasps

Abound. His granny’s plant pot’s

Worth a million pounds!