Monday 31 March

 

Made to carry drinks.

Put down. I think I’m a mug.

Perhaps I’ll get slammed.

 

Tuesday 1 April

 

Dishwashers gently

Splosh and hum, rest for a bit

And then they’re done. Bleeep!

 

Wednesday 2 April

 

Our finest knives, forks,

Spoons, and more; I’m sure you’ll find

Them all top drawer.

 

Thursday 3 April

 

Splitch!  A match is struck

Hiss! Whoomph! The gas lights up then

Clink! The pan’s on top.

 

Friday 4 April

 

Ready Meal Neal the

Stove forsook; he would rather

Microwave than cook.