Monday 19 May

 

The panda eats shoots

And leaves. The tale is told by

Cafe bullet holes.

 

Tuesday 20 May

 

“Plethora” I say

In sympathy.  She nods “That

Means a lot to me”.

 

Wednesday 21 May

 

Duck in a sweet shop

Goes to the till. “Please can you

Put these on my bill?”

 

Thursday 22 May

 

“That’s twelve pounds ten, sir.

Change at Montrose”. “I’ll have it

Now” the old joke goes.