Tech Tip 1: Before 

You go insane, try switching

Off and on again.

His new home unlocks

By phone! His phone's gone dead, so

He's outside instead.

ChatGPT my

Love sonnet to thee, alas

'Twas not writ by me.

Arial 10: "I'll

Have a beer". Barman: "We don't

Serve your type in here".

Bowlered, brollied, brogued

Commuters ... now blokes in jeans

On home computers.

“Emoji sounds good”

Said Grandpa Jim “for what is

It an acronym?”