MAGIC WEEK
Can you believe what’s
Hid in Steve’s sleeves? No, not that!
That’s up in his hat.
Their pockets were picked
Their wallets were nicked. They laughed.
Such good magic tricks!
Magician’s children,
Do not fear! Your white rabbit
Will soon reappear.
Ron Weasley finds he
Can easily be: spellbound
By Hermione.
Turning the tables
For a laugh, Debs sawed Paul in
Half. But not a lot.
This magic carpet
Lands each year in Woolsington
Village, Tyne & Wear.
Hogwarts? Out of sorts.
Harry had to leave, you see.
All that VAT.