AWFULLY PUNNY

 

 

Press on the number to see a picture for each haiku.

 

Healed again!  His soul’s

Renewed!  His spelling, alas,

Not fixed like his shoes.

 

She bridles a bit,

Saddled with mucking out, but

It’s a stable job. 

 

Kwik Fit fit so quick!

Cars leave in better nick...but

Tyred and exhausted.

 

Tide’s out, seaweed sprouts

From rocks. With fronds like these who

Needs anemones?

 

Seymour Opticians

Live up to their name, selling

Specs in lovely frames.

 

On the roundabout

His coffin slid out. But I

Think it was re-hearsed.

 

Viv’s Aldi shoppin’

List’s hidin’ back in his shoe

But what for eh?… Eh?