Awfully Punny

 

Monday 7 April

 

Healed again!  His soul’s

Renewed!  His spelling, alas,

Not fixed like his shoes.

 

Tuesday 8 April

 

She bridles a bit,

Saddled with mucking out, but

It’s a stable job. 


Wednesday 9 April

 

Kwik Fit fits so quick!

Cars leave in better nick...but

Tyred and exhausted.

 

Thursday 10 April

 

Tide’s out, seaweed sprouts

From rocks. With fronds like these who

Needs anemones?

 

Friday 11 April

 

Seymour Opticians

Live up to their name, selling

Specs in lovely frames.