Awfully Punny
Monday 7 April
Healed again! His soul’s
Renewed! His spelling, alas,
Not fixed like his shoes.
Tuesday 8 April
She bridles a bit,
Saddled with mucking out, but
It’s a stable job.
Wednesday 9 April
Kwik Fit fits so quick!
Cars leave in better nick...but
Tyred and exhausted.
Thursday 10 April
Tide’s out, seaweed sprouts
From rocks. With fronds like these who
Needs anemones?
Friday 11 April
Seymour Opticians
Live up to their name, selling
Specs in lovely frames.