IN THE ART GALLERY

 

Picasso painted

A lovely face … with all its

Bits in the wrong place.

 

Caught in time of old,

Still life in brown where once was

Found a novel gold.

 

He's lost his specs, so

Paints the gist.....and finds that he's

An impressionist!

 

Museum of Art.

He stops and frowns. That Pollock’s

Painting’s upside down.

 

La Giaconda

Ponders Louvre queues, bemused.

Smiling, beguiling.

 

Lets's start in Room 8,

When they'd learned to paint something

Other than a saint. 

Steve cannot believe

His eyes: his underpants have

Won the Turner Prize!