IN THE ART GALLERY
Picasso painted
A lovely face … with all its
Bits in the wrong place.
Caught in time of old,
Still life in brown where once was
Found a novel gold.
He's lost his specs, so
Paints the gist.....and finds that he's
An impressionist!
Museum of Art.
He stops and frowns. That Pollock’s
Painting’s upside down.
La Giaconda
Ponders Louvre queues, bemused.
Smiling, beguiling.
Lets's start in Room 8,
When they'd learned to paint something
Other than a saint.
Steve cannot believe
His eyes: his underpants have
Won the Turner Prize!