“Alright there guvnor?

Quickest run’ll be down through

The Dartford Tunnel”

London’s abundance

Of theatres dear to those who

Love their West End shows.

The Walkie Talkie,

Gherkin, and Shard hold City

Slickers working hard.

Loyal crowds grow loud

And shout, wowed by the royal

Walkabout. Hurrah.

Wapping, New Barnet.

Turnham Green, Angel. Old Street,

Vauxhall and Tooting.

Pea soupers seeped

Through London ‘s streets as old time

Coppers walked their beats.