Monday

 

Bathroom scales tell tales

To the surprised, who vow to

Take more exercise.

 

Tuesday

 

In marathons Kate’s

Personal best is five grand

Raised in a pink dress.

 

Wednesday

 

Personal trainer

Works out the best work out for

Person in trainers.

 

Thursday

 

On their gym treadmill

Jack and Jill are still going

Running Up That Hill.

 

Friday

 

Flu jabs from labs of

Oxbridge boffins sent to stop

The nation coughin’