Bathroom scales tell tales

To the surprised, who vow to

Take more exercise.

In marathons Kate’s

Personal best is five grand

Raised in a pink dress.

Personal trainer

Works out the best work out for

Person in trainers.

On their gym treadmill

Jack and Jill are still going

Running Up That Hill.

Flu jabs from labs of

Oxbridge boffins sent to stop

The nation coughin’

Dr Rick can’t help

The sick, you see - his “patient"

Was a Ph.D.