Monday 29 September

 

Bathroom scales tell tales

To the surprised, who vow to

Take more exercise.

 

Tuesday 30 September

 

In marathons Kate’s

Personal best is five grand

Raised in a pink dress.

 

Wednesday 1 October

 

Personal trainer

Works out the best work out for

Person in trainers.

 

Thursday 2 October

 

On their gym treadmill

Jack and Jill are still going

Running Up That Hill.

 

Friday 3 October

 

Flu jabs from labs of

Oxbridge boffins sent to stop

The nation coughin’