SCHOOL 

 

Schoolyard snowmen show

What teachers tell: carrot and

Stick can both work well.

 

Hogwarts?  Out of sorts.

Harry had to leave, you see.

All that VAT.

School rugby?  Not me.

Hughie Pugh is six foot two.

I am five foot three.

 

School rugby? Yippee!!

Hughie Pugh is five foot two  

I am six foot three  

 

Ancient castles, their

Kings and fools now replaced by

Visitors from schools.

 

Links forged in the white

Heat of youth, secure and strong

Many decades on.

 

Schools, rules, woodwork tools,

Girls, boys, smells, noise. Teachers, pub,

Ready rub.  Madness.