Bull stares. Nasty glint.

Walk, guys, don’t sprint. At the back?

Ted’s red anorak.

Leopard and tiger

Playing pool. “Spots or stripes, mate?”

“Don’t be such a fool”

Match day police horse, high

He stands, heavy deterrent

To the errant fans.

The Southern Giraffe’s

‘avin a larf; the Northern

Giraffe’s made a gaffe.

Wimbledon pigeons

Court with a racket, game to

Serve nasty drop shots.

I’ve seen a swan dive,

And a pike. But only at

The swimming pool, like.