Animal Week

 

Monday 23 June

 

Bull stares. Nasty glint.

Walk, guys, don’t sprint. At the back?

Ted’s red anorak.

 

Tuesday 24 June

 

Leopard and tiger

Playing pool. “Spots or stripes, mate?”

“Don’t be such a fool”

 

(Pool playing leopards

Offered spot or stripe, always

Will revert to type)

 

Wednesday 25 June

 

Match day police horse, high

He stands, heavy deterrent

To the errant fans.

 

Thursday 26 June

 

The Southern Giraffe’s

‘avin a larf; the Northern

Giraffe’s made a gaffe.

 

Friday 27 June

 

Wimbledon pigeons

Court with a racket, game to

Serve nasty drop shots.