Animal Week
Monday 23 June
Bull stares. Nasty glint.
Walk, guys, don’t sprint. At the back?
Ted’s red anorak.
Tuesday 24 June
Leopard and tiger
Playing pool. “Spots or stripes, mate?”
“Don’t be such a fool”
(Pool playing leopards
Offered spot or stripe, always
Will revert to type)
Wednesday 25 June
Match day police horse, high
He stands, heavy deterrent
To the errant fans.
Thursday 26 June
The Southern Giraffe’s
‘avin a larf; the Northern
Giraffe’s made a gaffe.
Friday 27 June
Wimbledon pigeons
Court with a racket, game to
Serve nasty drop shots.