Laurel and Hardy

Way out west, black and white in

Another fine mess.

The hills are alive.

The kids survive; forever

Seen Von Trapped on screen.

Babs wiggles, Ken gasps,

Sid sniggers, Hattie laughs. Oh,

What a Carry On.

Feathers McGraw breaks

The law; Wallace and Gromit

Are quickly on it.

James Bond saves the world

And gets the girl. They’re in bed.

The villain?  He’s dead.

Mission Impossible

Two?  How come?  Surely they

Fail at number One?