Swapping vows and rings

And kisses, what bliss this is!

Mr and Mrs.

Well done newly weds,

Friends and rellies’ bellies fed.

Ready, steady … speeeech!!!

Big Dan the best man

Regales the room with jokes and

Tales about the groom.

Dear Uncle Cecil

Just a note; thank you for the

Wedgwood gravy boat.

Rings? Bridesmaids? Cake? Dress?

Venue? Menu? DJ? Guests?

Gifts? Suits? … er, what’s left?

Photo ninety-one.

“The best man’s dad’s cousins, please,

With the bridesmaids’ mum”