Monday 30 June

 

Boss? A handy tip:

On the office paintball trip

Be quiet and hide.

 

Tuesday 1 July

 

That irksome quirk of

Kirk to lurk and shirk his work

Drove her quite berserk.

 

Wednesday 2 July

 

Boardroom at lunchtime.

Corporate spread. Buffeted -

There’s some wind ahead.

 

Thursday 3 July

 

Nick’s sick, Fay’s away,

Ben’s suspended on full pay.

Just me then? All day?!

 

Friday 4 July

 

“Oi! Gaz! Printer’s broke!

Can you call that IT bloke?

I’m off for a smoke.”