Boss? A handy tip:

On the office paintball trip

Be quiet and hide.

That irksome quirk of

Kirk to lurk and shirk his work

Drove her quite berserk.

Boardroom at lunchtime.

Corporate spread. Buffeted -

There’s some wind ahead.

Nick’s sick, Fay’s away,

Ben’s suspended on full pay.

Just me then? All day?!

“Oi! Gaz! Printer’s broke!

Can you call that IT bloke?

I’m off for a smoke.”

Paul’s appalled he can’t

Recall his email after

“Send To All”. Oh dear.