Monday

 

Boss? A handy tip:

On the office paintball trip

Be quiet and hide.

 

Tuesday

 

That irksome quirk of

Kirk to lurk and shirk his work

Drove her quite berserk.

 

Wednesday

 

Boardroom at lunchtime.

Corporate spread. Buffeted -

There’s some wind ahead.

 

Thursday

 

Nick’s sick, Fay’s away,

Ben’s suspended on full pay.

Just me then? All day?!

 

Friday

 

“Oi! Gaz! Printer’s broke!

Can you call that IT bloke?

I’m off for a smoke.”