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Dominoes Pizzas,

Oblong with dots, are tasty

But fall over lots.

Chicken in spices

Cooked to glory, down at the

Punjab Tandoori.

They bless McDonalds

Who, in times of need, found a

Branch nearby and wee’d.

Hungry lips finish

Fish and chips, and find onion

Rings are just the thing.

Five beers in, they need

Ballast, so order big at

The Dragon Palace.

Kebabs for the lads.

Walk round town and wolf them down.

Chilli sauce? Of course.