Jolly hockey sticks

‘Twas not. The other team were

Huge and scored a lot.

Nige felt obliged (he

Thought he ought) to grow the best

‘Tache in motorsport.

On tour, they learned more;

Not just what they heard and saw,

But about themselves.

He jumped all pumped, but

Hit a bump and slumped, thumped his

Rump and got the hump.

Kenneth and Dennis

(The Zenith Of Tennis) made short

Affairs of Men’s Pairs.

Nottingham Forest

Had somebody good, a long

Time back. Robin Hood.