Ah bless! Timmy's lost

At chess.  Oh Lord! He's just flipped.

...And so has the board.

Mum wins easily

Dad is vexed, cards reflecting

In his brand new specs.

Pool, darts, other clubs

Meet up in the nation's pubs

Who hasn't paid subs?!

Bill and Ann go dance

The tango. But Mary and

Clive prefer the jive.

Book club. Lots of wine.

Your book? Absholutely fine

But I chooshe nexsht time. 

Her face, when she failed

At Wordle, made the milk in

Her cornflakes curdle.