Phil the Pharmacist

With charm assists with pills

And payments at the tills.

Doctor Foster went

To Costa (got her boss to

Cover the roster).

Gill drills and fills as

Beneath her eyes their wide mouths

Lie anaesthetized.

Legal eagles soar.

Legal beagles pore. Seagulls?

They’re above the law.

Short cuts, close shaves, clips

Round the ear, but do not fear,

It’s haircuts at Dave’s.

Planks, pipes, bricks and slates

Screws, nails, windows, doors and gates.

"Oi!  Cuppa tea mate?"