Clothes Week
Monday 14 July
The grey silk jacket.
Cool in sun. Warm in winter.
Wardrobe Ranking: 1
Tuesday 15 July
Hot wash. Oh gosh, his
Clothes have shrunk. Or is it what
He’s eaten and drunk?
Wednesday 16 July
Cargo shorts: pockets,
Zips, slots and things. Now … which bit
Are my door keys in?
Thursday 17 July
Catwalk models strut
About and pout. I guess the
New collection’s out.
Friday 18 July
Wash done, open door,
Empty clothes onto the floor.
Hang ‘em up. Next chore?