Low down green and brown,

Up high blue sky, all fade to

Grey at end of day.

Red, white, blue and green

Rival tribal rugby teams

Wear the shirt with pride.

Tony’s purple patch

Came adding Blue to Red but

Ended Brown instead.

Greene, Hugh* (*Cambridge Blue)

Found himself in B&Q

In the paint section.

Dawn to pink to grey

To blue to white to blue to

Grey to pink to night.

Visiting Aussies?

Avoid the blues, don’t go to

British barbecues