Could he outrun the

Bear?.….Wait.….Could he outrun the

Slowest person there?

They topped the big ride,

And lurched wide eyed; and screamed so

Hard they nearly died.

Now he has jumped he

Feels like a numpty; with no

Plan on how to land.

The loose wheel squeaking,

I’m afraid, just made him tweak

His new hearing aid.

What were the last words

To pass his lips? “Hey, there’s a

Sign here: ‘DANGER: CLIFFS’”

Tony’s alone. He

Would have fled, but can’t see through

The tights on his head.