Monday 24 November

 

Shrek curtains, posters

Of boy bands, football duvets

In Kidsbedroomland.

 

Tuesday 25 November

 

Sugar and spice and

All things nice? Clearly, you’ve not

Met Annabelle Price.

 

Wednesday 26 November

 

Frogs? Snails? Puppy dogs’

Tails? That’s prejudice against

Young males! You’re cancelled.

 

Thursday 27 November

 

Girls love pink dresses,

Ballet, horses.….rugby league

And woodwork courses.

 

Friday 28 November

 

Teenagers at home,

Prone on their phones, alone in

Bedroom no go zones.