Mick’s muesli mix - of

Oats, fruits, nuts and seeds - suits his

Dietary needs.

Maisie’s stir crazy

With her wok and runs amok

With bok choy and soy.

Scott's botched the Meal Deal.

Eight pounds fifty's not a steal!

Please concentrate, Scott.

I am coarse, mine comes

With sauce. You are snooty, yours

Comes with velouté.

At Sunday lunches

Chicken dinner winners 

Talk family fortunes.

They kissed, he gagged, and

Then she knew she ….. never should

Have eaten sushi.