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His paino playing

Is off the scale. (And no, my

Spelling has not failed).

String quartet. Yvette’s

Upset. She’s wed to Nate, who’s

Sharp and comes in late.

Tchaikovsky’s Fifth’s a

Masterclass of percussion

Woodwind, strings and brass.

In the allegro

He lost his grip, and hit them

With his rhythm stick.

"Who's the buffoon on

Second Bassoon? You've played the

Whole thing out of tune!”

“Adagio” means

That it’s slow; it also means

That it’s highbrow, though.