Monday 15 September

 

His paino playing

Is off the scale. (And no, my

Spelling has not failed).

 

Tuesday 16 September

 

String quartet. Yvette’s

Upset. She’s wed to Nate, who’s

Sharp and comes in late.

 

Wednesday 17 September

 

Tchaikovsky’s Fifth’s a

Masterclass of percussion

Woodwind, strings and brass.

 

Thursday 18 September

 

In the allegro

He lost his grip, and hit them

With his rhythm stick.

 

Friday 19 September

 

"Who's the buffoon on

Second Bassoon? You've played the

Whole thing out of tune!”