She loves and wants to

Be with Phil. But not when the

Reds have lost 5-0.

Jeff The Ref is deaf

To unjust fans who stand and

Yell. And just as well.

Football's coming home.

Again. But first decides to

Holiday in Spain.

Party boy (5) scores

Winning goal. A piece of cake?

Happy Birthday, mate!

The crowd grows loud with

Sudden urge to surge into

Glorious chorus.

Mate, the injuries

Of late dictate we make the

Current squad rotate.