Lessons are learned with

Three point turns, or three points earned.

Road rage? Act your age.

Blue brushes wallop

Wet windows white. Inside the

Car they all sit tight.

Dad’s car’s called “The Bus”

For the sports team trips it does.

Sing loud, he’s not fussed.

Motorway, hot day,

Let’s stop halfway. Re-fuel, drink,

Trough, use loos, drive off.

Earphones signalling

“Do not disturb”, they step out

Trancelike from the kerb.

His spirits are damp:

His car’s been clamped, he’s fought the

Parkie and got lamped.