She seeks chic in sleek

Boutiques, but finds successes

In M&Ses.

Bob will save a job

For he'll not scan, but use the

Friendly checkout man.

Open, clean, public

WC. The apex

Of society.

Would be hostesses

Try dresses in fitting room

Wriggles and giggles.

In Next, sorely vexed.

In the polo necks ... his ex!

Oh heck. Hit the deck.

Queen Goth’s mascara

And ashen face send the boys

All over the place.